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Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Exercise free speech, reduce your accent, and complain like an American.



Exercise free speech, complain like an American:

Exercise 1: Repeat the following answers aloud.
Exercise 2: Add your own complaint.
Questions?
Complaints!
How’s work?
Work is boring.
How is the food?
This food is awful.
How’s the commute?
Traffic is bumper to bumper.
Having fun?
I'd rather be working.
How’s your soup?
The soup is cold.
How’s the job?
I need a new job.
Can we go?
Soon.
Are we there yet?
We just left.
Did you smash into my car?
I’m so sorry.
How’s the weather?
It’s way too hot.
How’s the apartment?
It’s too small and too hot.
Did you like the restaurant?
It’s too small, too hot and the service was slow.
How was the post office?
It’s too small, too hot and the service is slow and I’m still here in line, understand?
How was dinner last night?
Way too spicy.
How’s your career going?
I was nominated for an Oscar.
What’s your favorite hobby?
It’s hard to say, I like gardening, genealogy, painting, singing, video games, virtual reality.